Roy T.

Marion Jones will have to give up her three gold medals and her titles because she used steroids. The last black person to give up this much gold at one time is M.C. Hammer. How do you know Marion Jones lets you "enter through the back door"? She obviously is used to poking things into her ass. Did you hear Marion Jones has a new boyfriend? Barry Bonds Marion Jones - proof that no matter how fast you are, you can't run from the law.

funniness: 4.20

rating: PG