John A.

Three blonds are walking in the woods when they come across tracks. The first blond says, "I think they're bear tracks." The second blond says, "I think they're rabbit tracks." The third blond says, "I think they're deer tracks." And then the train hits them. ----------- Three men sit on a bridge, a Russian, A Mexican, and an American. The Russian trows vodka off the bridge and says, "We have enough of that in Russia. The Mexican throws over his sombrero, saying, "We have enough of those in Mexico." The American pushes off the Mexican, saying, "We've got enough of those here."

funniness: 5.53

rating: G