Tom B.

A black guy dies in a car crash. His soul floats up and up. He notices he has wings.Finally he is in heaven. He sees God. He looks at his wings and then at God and says"Hi god, I've got a question for you." God says"Shoot" The Black guy asks "god I have wings and can fly and im here in heven, so am i an angel?" God says"No your a bat nigger.

funniness: 3.16

rating: PG-13