Dixon C.

An old man and an old women were at the retirement home together. The old man looked at the women and said "For 5 dollars I will have sex with you right here in that rocking chair, but for 20 dollars I will bring you to my house that is down the road and we can have the best sex of our lives in my old bed." The old women thought for a moment then slowly pulled a 20 dollar bill out of her purse. "So" said the old man "We're off to my place." To which the old women replied "NO...four times in the rocking chair."

funniness: 6.25

rating: PG