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It has come to our attention that when we receive orders for parts or enquiries from those of you in the Midwest, especially Yoopers, there is a lack of knowledge about the appropriate terminology. Please find below a brief glossary of terms which will make international communication much easier for all involved. *INDICATORS = Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken *SPEEDOMETER = Der Egobooster *PUNCTURE = Die Phlatte mit Bludyfucken *LEARNER = Die Dumdkopf mit Elplatt *ESTATE CAR = Die Bagsromm fur Shagginkinauto *WINDSCREEN WIPER = Die Flippenflappenschittenspredden *FOOTBRAKE = Der Edbangenonvindskreen Stoppenquik *BREATHALYSER = Die Puffintem fur Pistenarsen *SEATBELT = Der Klunkenklicken Frauleintrapper *HEADLIGHTS = Das Dippendontdazzle Ubastud *FOG WARNING = Die Puttenfutdownen Fukit *HIGHWAY CODE = Der Wipen fur Arsen *TYRES = Phlattfarts *TRAFFIC JAM = Der Bluddinfukkin Damnundblasten *BACKFIRE = Der Lowdenbangen Mekkenme Fuckenjumpen *JUGGERNAUT = Der Fukkengret Trucken *ACCIDENT = Der Bleedinmess *NEAR ACCIDENT = Der Fucken Neer Shittenselfen *CYCLIST = Pedalpushen Ninckenpoopen *REAR VIEW MIRROR = Der Yokkhunter Tooklosen

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