emmy s.

a little boy and little girl were sitting in a sand box when a little boy pionts to the little girl's 'private area' and asks "what is that?" and the girl says " that's my garage... im not allowed to have any cars parked in there!" then the girl points to the boy's 'private area' and asks "what's that?" and the little boy say's "that's my car... i can drive it anywhere i want!". about 10 minutes later the little girl goes home with blood on here and her parents ask "what the hell happened to you?" and the little girl replies " the boy tried parking his car in my garage, so i ripped off his back wheels!"

funniness: 6.00

rating: PG