Moses Y.

One day, a blonde listening to an iPod walks into a barber shop. "Hello, I want a haircut," the blonde says to the barber. The barber replied, "I'm sorry ma'am, but you have to take off you headphones before I can give you a haircut." "No!" the blonde exclaimed, "If I take off my iPod, then I'l die!" Even so, the barber took off her headphones and prepared to give her a haircut. Several seconds later, the blonde died. The barber was astonished that the blonde was right and decided to listen to the iPod to see why she had died. When the barber put on the headphones, he heard, "Breathe in......Breath out....Breathe in.....Breath out."

funniness: 6.35

rating: PG