christopher w.

Theres this Italian family that lives on a farm in America. The father calls his 3 sons Anthony, Louis and Nick into the kitchen. He says to his sons "which one of you pushed the outhouse into the river?" "Not I" replied Anthony "Nor me" Louis said "It wasn't me either father" said Nick. So the father says "I want to tell you a story about George Washington. One day George Washington's father gave him a hatchet. Then, George Washington chopped down his fathers favorite cherry tree. George Washington's father said George who chopped down my favorite cherry tree? and George Washington said father i can not tell a lie it was me. So George Washington's father hugged and kissed his son for being honest with him." Then Anthony said "Father I like George Washington can not tell a lie, I pushed the outhouse into the river." The father takes off his belt and starts beating him. After he got the beating Anthony says "Put father I was honest like George Washington." The father replies with "But George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree when he chopped it down."

funniness: 6.35

rating: G