K L.

REDNECK GUIDE TO COMPUTER LINGO! Log on: Makin' the wood stove hotter. Log off: Don't add wood. Monitor: Keep an eye on the wood stove. Download: Gettin' the firewoodoff the pickup. Mega Hertz: When yer' not careful downloadin'. (watch those toes!) Ram: The hydrolic thingie that makes the wood splitter work. Hard drive: Gettin' home in mud season. Prompt: What you wish the mail was in mud season. Windows: What to shut when it's 0 degrees outside. Screen: What you need for black fly season. Byte: What black flies do. Chip: What to munch on. Micro chip: Whats left in the bag when the chips are all gone. Modem: What you did to the hay fields. Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife. Lap Top: Where the little kids feel comfy. Keyboard: Where you hang your keys. Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils. Mouse: When eats the horses' grain. Port: Fancy wine. Enter: C'mon in! Random access memory: You can't remember how much that new rifle of yours costs when your wife asks.

funniness: 6.12

rating: G