Luke J.

A blonde girl goes to the hair dresser to have her hair done. After deciding what to get done the hair dresser asks her to take her earphones out, as he doesn't want to cut them. She bluntly refuses. He explains that he is only asking for safety reasons, and that otherwise he would have a problem with it. She tells him that keeping the earphones in is a matter of life and death. The man finally get agitated and removes them himself. 2 minutes later, she drops dead on the floor. Out of curiosity he raises 1 of the earphones to his ear and hears, "Breathe in, Breathe out. Breathe in, Breathe out".

funniness: 5.21

rating: PG