chance f.

There were these three guys they just died and there is this cliff you can jump off, say what you want to be in the air, hit the ground and turn into it. So the first dude runs, jumps off says,''I want to be a tiger'', hits the ground turns into a tiger. The second dude thinks runs off says,''I want to be a bald eagle'',hits the ground turns into a bald eagle. The last thinks runs trips on a rock and says,''Oooooooo shit hits the ground and turns into a pile of shit.''

funniness: 2.71

rating: PG