Mike Y.

1.You eat something that's actually pretty good, then realize it's the paper plate. 2.You cut your hand on the Jell-O 3.The meat loaf comes with a chainsaw. 4.No one minded the school power outage because they didn't have to see what they were eating. 5. Even the teachers have food fights. 6.The coffee was ground this morning--literally. 7.Your hamburger has a tail. 8.The sponge cake is made of actual sponge. 9.Before you eat, you are required to sign a paper promising not to sue. 10.The kindergarten turtle looks pretty tasty compared to the cafeteria food.

funniness: 8.11

rating: G