Franklin R.

Yo momma's like Geico, she's so easy a caveman could do it. Yo momma so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked what she was doing, she said she was moving. Yo momma so ugly she makes Freddie Cougart look beautiful. Yo momma so fat she turned her high heels into flip-flops. Yo momma is so fat she sat next to EVERYONE in school. Yo momma is so old her breast milk has turned into breast powder. Yo momma so fat she passed by the TV i was watching and I missed the whole season. Yo momma so ugly she's the reason people invented restraining orders. Yo momma so stupid she thought Minute Maid was a babysitting service. Yo momma's like garbage, ain't nobody wanna pick that bitch up. Yo momma's so black she went to night school and the teacher marked her absent. Yo momma so poor girl scouts don't even bother knocking at her door, they just throw her the cookies and run away.

funniness: 4.06

rating: G