Jaseph C.

Hank and Sue had traveled to Israel for a vacation. While together in a Bethlehem souvenir shop an Arab approached Hank and asked. "Is this your wife?" Hank replied that Sue was his wife. Wanting a wife for himself, the arab then proceeded to try to purchase Sue. He said, "I'll give you 100 camels for her." After a long silence, Hank replied, "She's not for sale." After the Arab left, Sue angrily asked Hank, "What took you so long to answer." Hank Answered, "I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home."

funniness: 5.82

rating: G