Mike W.

1. The energizer bunny has been arrested and charged with battery. (How did the trial go?) 2. Shutup while I talk to myself. (Who's side should I be on?) 3. I'll see you in hell! (Meet you there!) 4. When hell freezes over I'll play hockey there too! (okay look buddy enough about hell!) AND FINALLY THE GREATEST ONE YET!!!!!!!!! 5. Did you take care of your wife? It's in the bag. (THE BODY!!!)

funniness: 2.17

rating: PG