Tomena A.

A guy comes out of a bar stumbling and falling over apparently drunk. The cops see him and asks him to put his head back and touch his nose so he say "okay". The guy tries to do it though he is not doing a good job. The cops then asks him to walk a stright line the guys says "okay". So he stumbles and falls and cannot do it. Then the cop tells him fine blow in this and everything comes back zero. The cops say "Your not drunk!" The guy goes "Yeah I know but my buddies are and while you were busy with me they got in their cars out back and left." :0)

funniness: 5.00

rating: PG