Poker's J.

Three boys went for confession. 1 boy went up to the priest and the priest asked him,"What sins have you commited?" He replied,"I threw peanuts into the drain." The priest said, flabbergasted,"That's not a sin; go in peace." The second boy said the same words as the first and the priest was extremely puzzled. The third went up and the priest told him,"I know, I know. You threw peanuts into the drain." So what did he reply? He answered,"No, I did not. My name is Peanuts and those two boys who left just now threw me into the drain."

funniness: 5.50

rating: PG