John S.

Millicent was your typical gossiper. She watched what everyone did, you know, etc. Talked about them all the time. A new guy, George came to town one day. A few days later, Millicent took it too far by accusing George of being the new town drunk. She told the whole town that in the middle of the day she saw George's big truck parked right in front of the town's one and only bar. She brought it up to George's face and accused him. He turned his head to look at her. He looked at her for about ten minutes, and said nothing. Then he walked away. That night, George drove his big old truck to Millecent's house. He parked it right in front, got out, and walked home.

funniness: 6.00

rating: G