Moe R.

Two Newfies Two Newfies were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while the first Newfie says to the second, "If I was to sneak >over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?" The second Newfie crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."

funniness: 6.95

rating: G