Katherine M.

One day a young girl named Lily went down to get a glass of water in the middle of the night because her throat was bothering her. As she approched the great room, which lead to her kitchen, she saw her mother ontop of her friend who of course just happened to be a boy. She was breathing deeply and sagging in and out. But the only catch was-her father was sleeping right up stairs. Lily ran upstairs to tell her father because she didn't know what was going on. "DADDY DADDY!!! MOMMY IS SICK!!!!! SHE IS BREATHING DEEPLY AND IS SAGGING IN AND OUT AND IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT MAN GIVING HER AIR THAN SHE WOULD HAVE DIED!!!!"

funniness: 3.20

rating: PG-13