hi h.

There were 3 men on a mountain, a black man, a Chinese man, and a white man. They saw a bottle and rubbed it, and hoped a genie came out. When it appeared it said, "Say what you wish to be at the bottom of this cliff and jump off, and you will land in a million of what you wish." The white guy went first and said "Money!" and he landed in money. Then the black guy went and said "Women!" and landed in women. Then went the Chinese dude and when he ran to jump off he tripped off a rock and said "Oh, crap!" and then he landed in crap. That's sorta a way to say to never trust a genie, and never say "Oh, crap!" when in a situation like that...

funniness: 2.60

rating: PG