John W.

An Irishman arrives at the gates of heaven where he is confronted by St. Peter. "What have you been doing while you were down there?" asks St. Peter "I was in the IRA" answered the Irishman. "Oh well you can't come in here," St. Peter says "I'm not trying to get in," says the Irishman. "I'm giving you all four minutes to get the fuck out."

funniness: 5.54

rating: R