Rafael S.

Your picture would look great on my top eight... I'm good at math. U+I=69 Nice legs.....what time y'all open? Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.. If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.. Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me? Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. All those curves, and me with no brakes. (Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away! Be unique and different, say yes. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

funniness: 2.83

rating: PG