Peter S.

A girl and a guy are have sex for the first time, and because they are really drunk they are doing it in the day time. They use yellow condoms this time because it is all he has. When they are done with the sex, he throws the condom out the window. The woman says to him "Don't you want to keep the condom beacause it is our first time?" So he goes to get the condom and he finds a little kid about to bite into it so he says, "Hey kid I'll buy that twinkee off of you for $50!" So the kid buys it and runs into his house and says to his mom, "Mom guess what? I sold a twinkee to a guy for $50 and I already sucked out the cream filling!"

funniness: 6.24

rating: R