Douglas R.

One day BillyBob walks into his favorite diner. He then see's his friend Troy sitting alone with a huge shiner on his eye. BillyBob asks "what the hell happened to you?" troy responds " Well my wife was watching a chick flick where the couple called each other pet names. She asked me to calll her a pet name and I said OK Lassie."

funniness: 4.71

rating: PG