Michael K.

One day, a gay sailor was on a ship, horny as a bull. He looks across the deck and spies a very hot but straight sailor. He thinks to himself, Ah heck! Might as well give it a try! He approaches the sailor and gives a short and nervous, "Hey." "Hey," the straight sailor responds. "Listen, I was looking at you from the other side of the boat and was wondering... Do you need any more 'Seamen' on your 'Poopdeck'?" He was found 3 days later floating in the sea with a broken jaw, a black eye, and near death. o.O

funniness: 2.85

rating: PG-13