brian m.

three men were very drunk in a bar so they told there designated driver "hal" that they would like to go get something to eat before they went hal drove them to a restraunt and there waiter says may i take your order.the firt drunk guy said yes toots how about you me at my place. the second guy said yes id like those two melons in your shirt. the third guy said yes id just like one of hal ordered for them.all night the three drunk guys were hitting on there waiter so when everyone was done eating hal told the waiter sorry "sir" theyre a little drunk.the waiter said no problem.hal said thanks for taking this so well. the waiter said no problem lets just say there chocolate pooding wasnt chocolate

funniness: 2.40