girl a.

The teacher told her students to go bring something important to school the next day. The next day she called on people to show what they brought. She was avoiding little Johnny, but she soon he was the only one left. Relunctantly she called on him. He went to the board and put a dot on it useing the chalk. When he sat down the teacher asked him what it was. "A period," he said "i know that, but whats important about it." "I don't know, but my sister said she missed one and my mom fainted my dad screamed and the neigbor next door shot himself.

funniness: 5.00

rating: PG