Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

Moe R.

Newfie was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. 'What's with that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked. 'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the Newfie replied. 'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend. 'Yup' replied the Newfie. 'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it. 'Watch' the Newfie replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'You asshole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!'

funniness: 8.48

rating: G

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.01

rating: PG

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Moe R.

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drug store and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant! Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning; your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be two factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they each will receive a factory and $2,000,000. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You f*** her again."

funniness: 9.22

rating: PG-13

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Vasiliy O.

funniness: 8.64

rating: PG

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Paul Z.

funniness: 9.51

rating: PG

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Pee Humor ..

funniness: 8.27

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.92

rating: PG-13

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abc d.

LOL - Only 2 AAA batteries are required!!!!

funniness: 9.69

rating: PG-13

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Paul Z.

funniness: 8.31

rating: G

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Jim F.

funniness: 9.37

rating: G

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