spider m.

There was once a man who had three women who wanted to marry him, they were all very fine and attractive women and he couldn't decide which one he wanted. So one day as a test he gave each of the women five thousand dollars to see what they would do with it. The first women spent it on making herself look better, later telling the man that she was spending it on herself so that she would look better for the man. The second woman spent on the man giving him everything he desired, saying to the man that she wanted him to be as happy as he could be. The third woman put it in the bank so that it could gain interest, saying to the man that she wanted them to be wealthy when they get to their older years. The man thought long and hard about his decision, and decided to marry the one with the biggest boobs.

funniness: 4.15

rating: PG