David G.

I had to visit the opticians the other day and was very suprised when the optician said 'Mr Brown you really must stop masturbating'. As you can amagine i was some what surprised by his remark and said ' so it's true , masturbating does effect your eyesight' to which the optician replyed.....NO MR BROWN YOU ARE OFFENDING THE OTHER CUSTOMERS.

funniness: 3.08

rating: R