brian m.

this guy was on a sandy beach and found a genies lamp. as anyone would he rubed the lamp and a genie came out.the genie said "i will grant you three wishes,but whatever you wish for your wife gets double.this guy hated his wife and the only time away from her that he got was on th beach ounce a year,but he still said this guy was really clever keep this in mind.his first wish was a new car the genie said fine,but your wife gets second wish was for a new house.the genie said okay butt your wife gets two.his last wish he said"i would like to be beaten half to death

funniness: 6.10

rating: PG