jenny m.

Acura Integra: I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars Acura Legend: I'm too bland for German cars Acura NSX: I am impotent Audi 90: I enjoy putting out engine fires Buick Park Avenue: I am older than 4 of the 50 states Cadillac Eldorado: I am a very good Mary Kay salesman Cadillac Seville: I am a pimp Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating the hell out of people Chevrolet Chevette: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette Chevrolet Corvette: I'm in a mid-life crisis Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Chrysler Cordoba: I dig the rich Corinthian leather Datsun 280Z: I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Dodge Dart: I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower Dodge Daytona: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car Ferrari Testarossa: I am known to prematurely ejaculate Ford Fairmont: (See Dodge Dart) Ford Mustang: I slow down to 85 in school zones Ford Crown Victoria: I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them Geo Storm: I will start the 11th grade in the fall. Geo Tracker: I will start the 12th grade in the fall. Honda del Sol: I have always said, half a convertible better than no convertible at all Honda Civic: I have just graduated and have no credit Honda Accord: I lack any originality and am basically a lemming. Infiniti Q45: I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending. Isuzu Impulse: I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports. Jaguar XJ6: I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year. Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp. Lamborghini Countach: I only have one testicle Lincoln Town Car: I live for bingo and covered dish suppers Mercury Grand Marquis: (See above) Mercedes 500SL: I will beat you up if you ask me for an auto-graph Mercedes 560SEL: I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole Mazda Miata: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen- wheeler MGB: I am dating a mechanic Mitsubishi Diamante: I don't know what it means either Nissan00ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. Oldsmobile Cutlass: I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts Peugeot 505 Diesel: I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List Plymouth Neon: I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena Pontiac Trans AM: I have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 911 Turbo: I have a three inch thingie Porsche 944: I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me Rolls Royce Silver Shadow: I think Pat Buchanon is a tad bit too liberal Saturn SC2: (See Honda Civic) Subaru Legacy: I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu Toyota Camry: I am still in the closet Volkswagon Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns Volkswagon Cabriolet: I am out of the closet Volkswagen Jetta GLX: I am hung like a dead horse. Volkswagon Microbus: I am tripping right now Volvo 740 Wagon: I am frightened of my wife

funniness: 4.00

rating: PG