Detlef B.

Sing to the tune of Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" I remember when I remember, I remember when I exercised There was nothing that pleasant about that phase I plopped back on the sofa and I let go Of my weight And so I?m here Without care Yeah but I?m out of food But it wasn?t because I didn?t have enough I just ate too much Does that me make me lazy Does that me make me lazy Does that me make me lazy Probably And I hope that no one knocks on my door They better think twice 'cause I don?t have the energy? to open the door Come on now, what do you, what do you, what do you take me for A fat guy with some bulbous legs? Sad enough, I think you?re right Well, I know I?m lazy I know I?m lazy I know I?m lazy Probably My arteries are clogged, my life?s out on a limb And all I can think is I need a gym Oooooooo I don?t know, I don?t know, they don?t really seem fun All that sweat and broken bones Pass the chips, I?m so done I know I ain?t crazy It doesn?t seem hazy I?m just real lazy Probably

funniness: 5.26

rating: G