jenn f.

Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!" And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man was thinking to himself: "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!" And the woman was thinking to herself: "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"

funniness: 5.69

rating: PG