olivia h.

a man just got back from safari and was telling his friend about the trip. "it was great he said but when i was in the jungle this lion came runing after me it was about to jump on me when it slipd on some thing. i ran for my life as fast as i could butthe lion caught up with me i was sure he was going to kill me when yet again it sliped. i saw a house in the distance i just had to get ther befor the lion got me i was so close to the house but the lion was abot to pounce but yet agaian he slipped and thank god he did or i wouldnt be here right now." "wow says his mate if i was you i would have shat myself. by the way what do you think he was sliping on???????

funniness: 4.29

rating: PG