A R.

I came up with this cuz I wuz bored. It's in the same tune as On Top of Old Smokey. On top of pastrami, all covered with rye. A huge lump of doo-doo fell out of the sky. It stunk up the whole house, just smelling like shit. And my angry mother started throwing a fit. Then somebody farted and made it much worse. It seemed that we all were under a curse. But it was my father, who laughed till he cried. And from the horrid smell, everybody died.

funniness: 3.68

rating: PG