Tom C.

A little boy is in his classroom. "Miss, Miss, please can I go to the loo?" he asks. "Only if you rectite the alphabet first." she replies. "OK. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z" The little boy says. "Where's the P though?" "Halfway down my trouser leg."

funniness: 4.92

rating: PG