lewis p.

yo mama so fat... Her clothes come in three sizes. Extra Large, Jumbo, and OH MY GOD, IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!! She uses an air mattress for a tampon She puts on a yellow shirt and everyone yells "hey taxi" She sweats out grease, spits out soda and peas out big mac sauce she has to use a paint roller to put on make up when she puts on a red jacket people yell "koolaid koolaid"! when her pager goes off people thinks that shes backing up when she goes backward she goes "beep beep" that b***h is just fat!! yo mama so stupid/dumb.... she thought a quarter back was a discount at the grocery store when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends she asked you "What is the number for 911" she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind. she stole free bread she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept she thought swirles was ice cream at the supermarket she brought a spoon to the superbowl when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon yo mama so ugly.... she made an onion cry they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower! she makes freedy cougar look bad she scared the shit out of the toilet she came whent into a haunted house and came out with an application people go as her for halloween she pushes her face into dough to make gorilla cookies your dad met her at the pound yo mama so old... she was a waitress at the Last Supper!! i told her to act her own age, and she dies!!! she was in jesuses year book yo mama so dark... she went to night school and was marked absent that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal yo mama so fat and dumb... she thought she can get meatloaf at meatloaf (ramdom ones) yo mama like a bathroom cleaner. gets used, put down and layed in the closet yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles yo mama house is so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them yo mamaa lips so big,, Chap Stick had to invent a spray yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it

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