Madison M.

This guy not from town walks into a resturant. He says to the waiter," I have a story to tell you. So sit back and stay quiet". This guy has an speech enpediment so when he talks he isnt really understood. He starts talking again. " I was riding my horse and the other guy was rinding his horse, and he said Get of your horse. What could i do he had a gun. Then he said Pull down your pants. What could i do he had a gun. So then he said Take a crap. What could i do he had a gun. Then he said Eat it. What could i do he had a gun!, but then he dropped his gun. I grabbed it. I said Get of your horse. What could he do i had a gun. Pull down your pants what could he do i had a gun". Then the guy loses his speech empedimant. " So then i said Take a crap. What could he do i had a gun. Then i told him Eat it". " so to make a long story short we had lunch together".

funniness: 2.89

rating: PG