Roy T.

Gerald Ford dies, and upon going to the pearly gates, he is sent down to Hell. He is mystified by this, after all, he was a great father, served his nation, was faithfull to his wife, and a good Christian- what had he possibly done to deserve the eternal damnation of hell? Deep in thought, he stumbled into the path of Richard Nixon, who bumped into him. "Oh, pardon me Gerald". Suddenly it all made perfect sense now, and brushing himself off, he turned to his former boss and said- "Not this time, Dick- how the hell do you think I ended up here in the first place?"

funniness: 3.20

rating: PG