Detlef B.

Dirty Ernie: Babysitter, be my teddy bear! Babysitter: I'm on the phone, Ernie... Dirty Ernie: If you don't be my teddy bear, i'll tell mommy and daddy, and they'll tell everyone about you, and you'll never get hired again! Babysitter: Ok! Ok! I'll be your teddy bear. Dirty Ernie: But, my teddy bear is naked! Babysitter: Ok, there is NO WAY i'm doing that! Dirty Ernie: If you don't be naked, i'll tell mommy and daddy, and they'll tell everyone about you, and you'll never get hired again! Babysitter: Ok ok! I'll be naked. (strips down) Dirty Ernie: My teddy bear lets me poke him in the belly button with my finger! Babysitter: Well, I guess I can do that. (pause) Babysitter: That wasn't my belly button. Dirty Ernie: That wasn't my finger.

funniness: 4.41

rating: R