jim j.

A man loses his arm in an accident and gets a new, state-of-the-art electronic arm fitted. One day he's showing off to his mates at a pub, demonstrating what the arm can do. After he's had a few pints, he needs to go to the toilet so he walks into the bathroom. he says to his arm: "Undo fly zip", and it does this. Then he looks around the room and sees a condom machine in the corner. On it it says: Two for #10. he yells "Rip off!" His screams echoed round the pub for hours afterwards.

funniness: 6.05

rating: PG-13