John J.

There were three guys, they were all told about this cliff that if you jumped off, and yelled somethin at the top of you lungs you would get it. The first guy jumps off and yells "Money!" He safely lands on a pile of money The second guy jumps off and yells "World Power!" He jumps off and is caught by a general and an entire army. The third guy is running about to jump off when he trips and yells "Crap!"

funniness: 3.33

rating: PG