manny w.

A man walks into a bar and sees a sniper sitting at the table. He goes over to the sniper and says "My house is right near here can I look through your gun." the sniper agreed and the man looked through. He saw his neighbor and his wife naked in his bedroom. "How much do you charge per shot" asked the man? "100 dollars" replied the sniper. "Alright I want you to shoot my wife in the head and my neighbor in the dick. The sniper looks through the gun, puts it down and says "I?m about to save you 100 dollars.

funniness: 6.04

rating: PG-13