Jeff P.

A man says to his wife, "I am going on a trip, do not look under my bed." But after the man leaves, his wife cannot stand it and looks under the bed. There she finds two cans, and 1.5 million dollars. When the man comes home she asks him, "Why are there two cans and one and a half million dollars under the bed?" The man then responds, "I keep each can for each time you've cheated on me." But the wife doesn't under stand and asks, "What is the money for?" The man then replies, "Ive been recycling."

funniness: 5.33

rating: PG