Matthew M.

This is my Thanksgiving version of Jingle Bells. Eating food, eating food, eating all the food. Oh what fun it is to eat a big 25-pound turkey. Eating food, eating food, eating all the food. Oh what fun it is to eat a big 25-pound turkey. Eating all the food without any silverware. All the hicups make the food fly everywhere. Ouch oh ah. This is so much fun making my big brother cry as I eat a big big big big 13-pound pie.

funniness: 2.80

rating: PG