colt c.

A man with leukemia went to his doctor to recieve his test results for the damage the disease had done so far. This had become routine for the man, and he saw his doctor about it quite frequently and they remained in constant contact. When he entered his doctor's office, the doctor put his hand on the man's shoulder and said, "We have your test results, and i have no good news for you. Just bad news and worse news. Which would you like to hear first?" The man replied, "The bad news." "The bad news," said the doctor, "Is that you only have 24 hours left to live." Shocked and a little bit baffled, the man then asked "Whats the worse news?" And the doctor said, "I should have told you yesterday."

funniness: 6.10

rating: PG