Detlef B.

A teenage girl goes up to an ice cream man and goes, "I'd like a chocolate ice cream cone." The ice cream man politely replies, "We dont have any chocolate." The girl then says, "I'd like a chocolate sundae." again, the ice cream guy says, "We dont have any chocolate." The girl then says, "I'd like some chocolate jimmies." "Ma'me" says the ice cream guy, "Spell the van in vanilla." "V-a-n" "spell the straw in strawberry." "S-t-r-a-w" "spell the fuck in chocolate." "THere is no fuck in chocolate!" "Exactly" says the ice cream man.

funniness: 6.66

rating: PG-13