Charles B.

This guy walks into a drug store and asks the pharmacist for some condoms. The guy gets the goods and leaves but he comes back the next day. He goes up to the pharmacist and says "I got a problem. I've got some really high pressure cum. My left ball went Unnhh and then my right ball went Unnhh and the rubber went bang! I need a tougher rubber." So, the pharmacist gives him something stronger and the guy goes away but he's back the next day with the same problem He goes, "My left ball went Unnhh and then my right ball went Unnhh and the rubber went bang!. Well, the pharmacist is stumped but he looks in the back and finds some rubbers that he didn't even know that he had, new experimental types made partly from kevlar. He gives them to the guy and the guy leaves. The next day the guy comes back again but now he's limping and he looks like he's in tremendous pain. The pharmacist asks "What happened?" Through the pain the guy says "My left ball went Unnhh and then my right ball went Unnhh and the rubber went Unnhh and my left ball went BANG!"

funniness: 6.28

rating: PG-13